Quickly!! Avert Your Eyes, Good Sir!!

Peril and certain doom are sure to follow!! American Decency Association:

"Showing your nearly nude body, titillating men of various ages - eliciting lust - this is not 'local girl making good.' I call the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition a slut magazine because the girls are prostituting." American Decency Association

This is terrible!! An outrage. A personal investigation is in order.