Why Does Bloomberg Hate America?

Here are five of the top six news stories from Bloomberg's site this morning. What a bunch of crabapples:

U.S. Stocks Decline, Poised for Worst Fourth Quarter Since 2000

Treasuries Climb for a Second Week Amid Signs U.S. Economy Is Slowing Down

Dollar Posts Biggest Decline Versus Euro Since 2006 on Housing

Legg Mason Shores Up Cash Funds With $1.12 Billion to Cushion SIV Losses

Sales of New Homes in U.S. Decline to 12-Year Low as Foreclosures Swell

The sixth one was about Warren gearing up to kick MBIA's and Ambac's ass down the block and around the corner.