Fashionisto

AP (06.26.08):

"The devil may wear Prada — but the pope does not.

According to the Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano, the bright red loafers that Pope Benedict XVI wears are not designed by the Milanese fashion house, as has long been rumored."

Pope Benedict XVI doesn't wear Prada

As for the rest of his ensemble, your guess is as good as ours.
No Prada for me, you heathens.