Easter Bunny Gets Ass Kicked

AP (03.26.05):

"The Easter Bunny is hopping mad. Bryan Johnson, who portrays the furry character at the Bay City Mall, says he was pummeled in an unprovoked attack on the job. Police say the attacker was a 12-year-old boy who sat on Johnson's lap the day before the March 18 incident. Johnson, 18, suffered a bloody nose. He kept his cool during the attack, deeming it inappropriate for the Easter Bunny to fight back. But he's not willing to forgive and forget." Easter Bunny gets pummeled by boy at mall

Wait just a minute here. A 12-year old boy goes to the Bay City Mall and sits on the lap of an 18-year old dressed as the Easter Bunny. The kid comes back later and hits the 18-year "in the face at least six times before running away." Yeah, OK.