President Tom Tancredo

Hoo ha. AP (07.22.05):

"Tom Tancredo (R - CO6) has been called a one-trick pony of a politician, a man out of step with his party, a bigot. The Republican congressman vehemently opposes illegal immigration, and he created an uproar last week when he talked about nuking Muslim holy sites. No matter, Tancredo is pressing on and even hinting at a long-shot presidential bid in 2008." Tom Tancredo Eyes White House Run

Some folks wanted him to run in 2004. NFW, and we don't mean No Future Wrestling.