It's A Series Of Tubes

Bridge To Nowhere Senator Ted Stevens (R - AK), chair of the Senate Commerce Committee, explains the internets. 27B Stroke 6 (06.29.06), via FireDogLake:

"Ten of them streaming across that internet and what happens to your own personal internet? I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially." Your Own Personal Internet

"'And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.'" Thought about getting cable, Senator?