See Honey, It Was Like This

What the hell do you tell the wife? AP (09.12.06):

"A former city official who is under investigation in an FBI corruption probe was arrested for public intoxication after claiming he was robbed by naked and scantily clad attackers at a male strip club, authorities said. Police arrested D'Angelo Lee early Sunday outside Club Knubian Fantaciez, a dance club that becomes an all-nude male revue after midnight." Man Says Naked Attackers Robbed Him

"Police said he told them he was attacked by three men, one naked and another in only a towel." And the third feller? Article didn't say. Employees at the club said they kicked D'Angelo out because he was "causing a disturbance." D'Angelo said he'd gone to Club Knubian to pick up women. D'Angelo's spouse apparently was unavailable for comment.