McCain

For a guy who's supposed to be such a straight-talking, bad-ass maverick, he's turning out to be kind of a pussy. ABCNews (10.08.08), via TPM:

"'I am surprised that, you know, we've been seeing some pretty over-the-top attacks coming out of the McCain campaign over the last several days, that he wasn't willing to say it to my face."

Obama: McCain Scoring 'Cheap Points'

"But I guess we've got one last debate. So presumably, if he ends up feeling that he needs to, he will raise it during the debate.'"

That my friends, is what's known as a bitch-slap.