Sunday, January 03, 2010

Ha!!

Instead of sheep entrails or tarot cards, Harold uses bible math. SFChronicle (01.01.10), via Huffington:
"(Harold) Camping, 88, has scrutinized the Bible for almost 70 years and says he has developed a mathematical system to interpret prophecies hidden within the Good Book. One night a few years ago, Camping, a civil engineer by trade, crunched the numbers and was stunned at what he'd found: The world will end May 21, 2011."

Biblical scholar's date for rapture: May 21, 2011

Back in 1994, Harold predicted Jesus was going to return on September 6. Believe it or not, it didn't happen. Harold said his math was wrong then, but this time it's right.

Well then. We suppose we could make some crack about superstitious peasants, but that would be rather uncharitable.

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9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee, Everybody knows the world will end in 2012. I've see the previews.
p.

2:41 PM  
Blogger knobboy said...

Well if the high and mighty hoo-haws of the old Mayan Empire were so damned smart, how come it isn't around any more?

Wait!! I know!!

It was government-run health care!!

That or asteroids.

10:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ohhhhhhhh, you're so smart. It was Hale-Bopp baby.
p.

2:47 PM  
Blogger knobboy said...

Hale-Bop-A-Loo-La
She's my baby,
Hale-Bop-A-Loo-La
I don't mean maybe.
Hale-Bop-A-Loo-La,
She's my baby now,
my baby now,
my baby now!!

7:56 PM  
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11:34 AM  
Blogger knobboy said...

"Genius" doesn't begin to describe me, man.

8:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Barack Obama drunk
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12:31 PM  
Blogger Kaylan said...

Anon had the best reply. Very funny!

7:11 PM  
Blogger knobboy said...

Uhhh, let's see. Bible math, and Obama.

Sure, there's probably a connection in there somewhere.

8:42 AM  

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