Tucker Kicks Ass

When Tucker was in high school, some guy made a pass at him in a can in a park in DC. What did Tucker do? He got backup, of course! MSNBCLive (08.28.07), via Media Matters:

CARLSON: I went back with someone I knew and grabbed the guy by the -- you know, and grabbed him, and -- and --

ABRAMS: And did what?

CARLSON: Hit him against the stall with his head, actually!"

Carlson claimed that after incident in a public bathroom, he assaulted the man who "bothered" him

"He went out tiger hunting with his elephant and gun.
In case of accidents, he always took his mom.
He's the all American bullet-headed Saxon mother's son."

Tucker. Sigh. What a poofda.