Newt

He's one mighty tough guy when his ass isn't on the line.

Then again, we've always been at war with Eastasia.

"Newt Gingrich Is a Blowsy Old Burlesque Queen"

Poor Newt.

Newt!!

Real family values guy, that old Newt. New Republic (04.09.10), via The Washington Monthly:

"(Newt) cheated on his first wife and told her he wanted a divorce while she was recovering from surgery for cancer. He subsequently cheated on his second wife with a much younger aide."

Why Are We Listening To Newt Gingrich?

"It's fairly amazing how Gingrich has managed to avoid any stigma from this. He's just a conservative 'ideas guy.'"

Nothing but a class act, that old Newt!